Corrupt a Wish {OOC}

[Zidane]

This is basically a game where you get to crush other member's dreams and desires. It's all in good fun of course.

Example~

PERSON 1: I wish I had a pony

PERSON 2: Granted, here's your Rabid Pony.

I wish I could really have pokemon.

And so on and so forth. I'll start it! :3

I wish I had a PsP D:

[Remedi Randell]

Granted.. *loads gun with PSP bullets and shoots at Zidane* Here's a PSP, you can have multiple if you like. *continues to shoot at the thief*

I wish I didn't have sun allergies.

[Zack Fair]

Granted, you spend all your time in the sun and die from skin cancer.

I wish someone would draw me a unicorn.

[JT]

Granted

I wish to die at a ripe old age, surrounded by my loving family and my adoring fans bawwing outside my mansion. Whereupon after reaching heaven I get to play video games with god.

[gilgamesh]

Granted, you're playing Touhou 9 with me. For eternity. AND YOU CAN NEVER IMPROVE YOUR SKILLS SO YOU WILL ALWAYS DIE HORRIBLY AS A 9-BALL >

I wish I had a sammich.

[Remedi Randell]

Here's a sammich~

*two blubbering men walk in to sandwich Gilgamesh*

it's a sammich to never forget, happy squashing~

I wish the world was flat!

[gilgamesh]

*pulls out Goldion Hammer and smashes Remedi* Now you'll always see the world as flat!

I wish I could control which dimension I hop to.

[Genesis]

-opens the rift for Gilgamesh into the bottom of an ocean- Now you don't have to control which dimension you hop into, because you're going to drown here ^_^

I wish I could be reunited with the Goddess.

[Judge Gabranth]

Wish granted, you performed the Fusion Dance with your copy of LOVELESS and became.......GENELOVE :V

I wish I had moar cookies.

[Dyne Valor]

-burns two dozen cookies and hands them to the Gabranth fon Ronsenberg-

I wish I didn't have to shave every morning.

[Judge Gabranth]

Wish granted, you are now a pretty little shounen boy who always has a baby face and gets mistaken for a woman.

I wish I could smite people

[Lightning Farron]

Granted! You smite everyone that ever existed and die alone, lonely, and a virgin.

I wish people would stop stealing my cookies. )_)

[Judge Gabranth]

Wish granted, now people destroy your cookies instead of stealing them so nobody can have them

I wish Lightning wasn't female Cloud :V

[Lightning Farron]

Granted, but now there's no one to give sexy to the world, and it dies from lack of sexiness.

I wish my cookies had auto-repair features so I can eat them after they're destroyed.

[Judge Gabranth]

Wish Granted, but now people just flat out remove your cookies from existence rather than destroy them

I wish that my armor wasn't so clanky